The Four Seasons

I really don't know who said Houston doesn't have four seasons, they most certainly do.
Well, winter is more of an event that occurs in January sometime from what I understand.
Then summer 1 comes when that's over.
Next is HELL but I haven't quite figured out when that starts-in July from what I can tell.

And then there's summer 2. Ah you say, but how is that different from summer 1? well. Those bravest of diciduous trees loose their leaves during summer 2 and during summer 1, they get them back.

And there you have it, 4-seasons.